Tales Not Worth The Telling

Following is a compilation of Advanced Dungeons & Dragons (Copyrighted, 
Registered, and Trademarked by TSR Inc.) related stories written by myself 
and others when we were in high school.  Although these stories were written 
by minors, the language and content at times is not for the light hearted.  Of 
the authors of these works, only one has been arrested for anything, while the 
rest have seemingly become fine upstanding citizens, without ever causing 
harm or danger to anyone but themselves.  Having said that keep in mind that 
the following works are pure fiction, and meant to be humorous.  If you are 
offended by anything you read here, STOP READING IT!!, otherwise, I hope 
you get at least a few chuckles.



Praise for:  Tales Not Worth The Telling

"...a crock of shit, filled to the rim, brewing with lies.  A work of complete 
	fiction.  Not worth the paper my dog pisses on!  Shit like this should 
	never be held close to a fan, but should be thrown into the flaming 
	heart of the world!"
		-Stellrick Porno Press

"A great work, superb story telling, by one of mysteries greatest...whoops, 
	wrong book"
		-Judge Wapnor

"Spine breaking humor, log splitting suspense, and no redeeming qualities 
	whatsoever"
		-Observer Dispatch

"Excruciating pain in the groin gives the reader a better feeling than these 
	horrendous stories will.  A book I wouldn't let my children knew 
	existed.  There should be a death penalty for this kind of literature.
  	I hope the authors die of terminal hemorrhoids."
		-Bookwad"

"A work to be read while moving one's bowels deeply and painfully.  I've seen 
	better humor when by best concubine was crushed to death by a stampede 
	of gila monsters."
		-Goremet Weakly

"Dense with packed shit, horrid language, and no plots or excitement in 
	anyway."
		-Pud Pullers Refectory